This HO geek plays with his trains night and day but still felt he lacked socialization.
> > Maybe if I had a had a pet ...he thinks, not being one to seem to impress the women. So he went to the pet store and told the
> > owner that he wanted to buy an unusual pet. After
> > some discussion, he finally bought a talking
> > centipede, (100-legged bug), which came in a little
> > white box to use for his house. He took the box back
> > home, found a good location for the box, and decided
> > he would start off by taking his new pet to church
> > with him.
> >
> > So he asked the centipede in the box, "Would you
> > like to go to church with me today? We will have a
> > good time." But there was no answer from his new
> > pet. This bothered him a bit, but he waited a few
> > minutes and then asked him again, "How about going
> > to church with me and receive blessings?" But again,
> > there was no answer from his new friend and pet. So
> > he waited a few minutes more, thinking about the
> > situation. He decided to ask him one more time; this
> > time putting his face up against the centipede's
> > house and shouting, "Hey, in there! Would you like
> > to go to church with me and learn about The Lord!?"
> >
> >
> >
> > YOU ARE GOING TO LOVE THIS!
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > A little voice came out of the
> > box:.....................
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > "I heard you the first time! I'm putting on my
> > shoes.=