The voices in my head keep telling me to go home and clean my guns. :flush1:
Clean guns shoot better.
Ever wonder why Neo needed ammunition in the Matrix, especially after he learned to manipulate his virtual environment? Ever wonder why he was fighting bare handed all the time when he could call on anything up to and including a tactical nuke? There were some fatal flaws in those films.
Indeed there were, which is why I use the quotes in parody.
After a clean gun is fired, it is dirty. If we send a few rounds down this tunnel, do you think we could pick off this light? Perhaps we could borrow a Mark 44?
Don't worry. it will pass...like gas. Meanwhile, read up on string theory and ballistics. Film at eleven.yellowlynn posts
iis612 and Mountain man, I'm sure glad youall were the ones making those entries. I tried reading them and chewed up the inside of my mouth trying to say all them there werds. Then I shut my mouth, and all that pallavering crossed my eyes and scrambled my (brains???).
Lynn
Has anyone ordered a spectral analysis of this light?
I like the 6'er and the K-bar...
I think if we up the stakes... Say another 6'er after the light is out?:twisted:
Unfortunately, we have had a set back. I was working on your theory that the light might be a manifestation of human gestalt thinking; therefore, I set about visualizing darkness as the State of Prime Being.
I was actually making progress until the Catholic Church became concerned about the Threat of Encroaching Darkness Throughout The World, and set about visualizing a New Light To Guide And Envelope The World. This effort, led by none other than the Pope and his council of cardinals, apparently re-set the switch and the @#$%&* thing is back on again.
I am currently exploring plans to repeat the exercise after introducing Ambien in to the Vatican Holy Water. Stay tuned for further progress reports.
Now - how do you say "I'm here about a problem with the lights" in Latin?
Domino Nabisco, et Spiritu Santu 'GE"...?
:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
Perhaps a knew direction is called for. Maybe we should focus less on the light, and more on the tunnel.
Perhaps the tunnel has now become an all encompassing void, that is being lit by the centuries of human sufferings, in-justices, tyrrany and oppression. And there is a "Focused Human Conciousness" effort to turn the negative into a positive, creating an illiminous effect.
Perhaps we should visualize the tunnel as being the alignment of possibility against the odds of probability...
The voices....
What?
Who's there?
:mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen:
I have a better idea - let's just mentally lengthen the tunnel until the light disappears completely. Either that, or step outside and look somewhere else. Why are we all standing around in this tunnel, anyway? :thumb:
Quite truthfully, I'm scared of that dark, dank, dreary, forlorn looking hole that goes thru the ground horizontally. I'm just standing there with the rest of you guys for protection. Besides, I looked outside and it's purt near nigh unto dark out there too.
I'm brave enough to know I ain't scared of no light. Not since it never gets any closer. Iffen it comes this way, don't get between me and the exit. Laugh all you want, but I'm serious about that last sentence. My shoes are 9 1/2, but make big tracks up your back.
Lynn