Oh, don't get me wrong, I don't mean NUTS like you should be committed. And yes, I would like some help if I should ever get 'stuck'. But man, thats still one gigantic can 'o' worms to be opening...
My buddy had a house that was haunted. The neighbors said that the old man died in the basement, and that they thought the wife had whacked him. He used to do small stuff like flick light switches in the middle of the night, and walk around upstairs with his cane thumping(the cane was actually in the basement). He really got mad when my buddy threw his cane away. He ended up buying a cane and hanging it on the bottom of the bannister in the basement where it was when he bought the house. Calmed him right back down... Left it there when he sold the place.