With the induction of Spitfire/Val into the Ancient and Honorable Society of RobberBarrons we have now move into the 21st Century Good Evening Val, At the Robber Barron's Executive Board Meeting held this evening at the mansion of Board Chairman Ezra P. Terrible, located high in the East Terrible Mountains, near Homasote, Colorado, you name was placed in nomination as being worthy of joining the esteemed ranks of Robber Barrons. Since the By-Laws of the Ancient and Worthy Society of Robber Barrons made no provision for members of your gender, yours truly placed before The Board a motion to amend same and this motion was unanimously approved by all in attendance. We are please to advise you that the board has without dissent voted upon you nomination and has unanimously approved your nomination. YOU MAY NOW OFFICIALLY USE THE TITLE OF ROBBER BARRONESS. In order for your nomination to be officially complete please repeat the following out loud: "I hereby affirm that I shall never reveal the secretes or methods employed by the Ancient and Worthy Society of Robber Barrons and Baronesses. I further affirm that I shall uphold the By Laws of The Society no matter what and that I will adopt in all of my dealings with Hobby Shops, Train Shops, Mail Order Places, Yard Sales and Junk Stores the attitude of DO UNTO THEM BEFORE THEY DO UNTO ME." We are now retiring to Chairman Terrible's private Pullman car for brandy and cigars in your honor. WELCOME ABOARD!