Parking places.

Discussion in 'Getting Started' started by Gil Finn, Mar 18, 2007.

  1. Gil Finn

    Gil Finn Active Member

    >Paddy was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important
    >meeting and couldn't find a parking place. Looking up to heaven he said,
    >"Lord take pity on me. If you find me a parking place I will go to Mass
    >every Sunday for the rest of me life and give up me Irish Whiskey!"
    >Miraculously, a parking place appeared. Paddy looked up again and said,
    >"Never mind, I found one."
    >Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man he
    >meets, "Do you want to go to heaven?" The man said, "I do, Father." The
    >priest said, "Then stand over there against the wall." Then the priest
    >asked the second man, "Do you want to go to heaven?" "Certainly, Father,"
    >was the man's reply. "Then stand over there against the wall," said the
    >priest. Then Father Murphy walked up to O'Toole and said, "Do you want to
    >go to Heaven?" O'Toole said, "No, I don't Father." The priest said, "I
    >don't believe this. You mean to tell me that when you die you don't want to
    >go to heaven?" O'Toole said, "Oh, when I die, yes. I thought you were
    >getting a group together to go right now."
  2. Herc Driver

    Herc Driver Active Member

  3. bigsteel

    bigsteel Call me Mr.Tinkertrain

    sign1 :Dsign1 :D sign1 :D sign1
    ah,i always love a good titter.--josh
  4. Renovo PPR

    Renovo PPR Just a Farmer

    Gave me a smile today.
  5. hooknlad

    hooknlad Member

    I needed that smile - thanx !!!!!
  6. Ralph

    Ralph's for fun!

    Sure and I missed those yesterdee! A foine laugh fer all! :)

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