Nick Names in Chat

Discussion in 'Getting Started' started by jon-monon, Mar 4, 2004.

  1. jon-monon

    jon-monon Active Member

    It's getting so confusing in chat sometimes, who is who. Once we have more than three or four people in, half use real names, some their gauge name and yet others use even a different name. One fellow seems to use a different name everytime he comes in!

    I propose we begin using the following standard protocal. Of course new people won't know about it right away, but they can be directed to this thread. Here it is:

    > > Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:

    > > a = poopsie b = lumpy
    > > c = buttercup d = gadget
    > > e = crusty f = greasy
    > > g = fluffy h = cheeseball
    > > i = chim-chim j = stinky
    > > k = flunky l = boobie
    > > m = pinky n = zippy
    > > o = goober p = doofus
    > > q = slimy r = loopy
    > > s = snotty t = tootie
    > > u = dorkey v = squeezit
    > > w = oprah x = skipper
    > > y = dinky z = zsa-zsa
    > >
    > > Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:

    > > a = apple b = toilet
    > > c = giggle d = burger
    > > e = girdle f = barf
    > > g = lizard h = waffle
    > > i = cootie j = monkey
    > > k = potty l = liver
    > > m = banana n = rhino
    > > o = bubble p = hamster
    > > q = toad r = gizzard
    > > s = pizza t = gerbil
    > > u = chicken v = pickle
    > > w = chuckle x = tofu
    > > y = gorilla z = stinker
    > >
    > > Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:

    > > a = head b = mouth
    > > c = face d = nose
    > > e = tush f = breath
    > > g = pants h = shorts
    > > i = lips j = honker
    > > k = butt l = brain
    > > m = tushie n = chunks
    > > o = hiney p = biscuits
    > > q = toes r = buns
    > > s = fanny t = sniffer
    > > u = sprinkles v = kisser
    > > w = squirt x = humperdinck
    > > y = brains z = juice
    > >

    Thus, for examples, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts. Dick Chainey would become Buttercup Wafflelips and John Kerry uses Cheeseball Girdlebuns. Finally Howard Dean angrily becomes Oprah Girdlechunks.

    I hope this helps!


    Zippy Applebrain
  2. Steam Donkey

    Steam Donkey Member

    Hey Zippy,

    I can't say I've ever been to the chat room, but it sounds like you're onto somethin'! :D

    Poopsie Gizzardchunks

    (I wonder if there's something I can take for that )
  3. MasonJar

    MasonJar It's not rocket surgery

  4. jon-monon

    jon-monon Active Member

    hey, Gadget, we could be distant cousins, we have almost the same last names!

  5. Fred_M

    Fred_M Guest

    One trouble with you plan, what if your name is Fu Chu? _waffle_

    Maybe we do what you say because we are paranoid and want to make sure you old timers aren't talking about us behind our backs.

    Sincerly, Sis Bodwell, er I mean "snotty bubble nose"
  6. ezdays

    ezdays Out AZ way

    I like your idea, but I gotta problem with the fourth letter of my last name.... ain't got one.... a last name, yeah, a forth letter, nope..:p :p

    I guess I can't even go into the chat room now.:curse: :curse: Not that I ever do anyway:rolleyes: :rolleyes:

    Goober Apple-something
  7. Matthyro

    Matthyro Will always be re-membered

    Zippy, what did you have for breakfast today. What an imagination. Now if this was to get folks to use the same chat name each time they log on, then why is it that Zippy was well known for using different names each time so we never knew who he was!:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
    Lumpy Applesnifer
    as long as they are northern spy apples
  8. shamus

    shamus Registered Member

    Well well well, "dorkey girdlebiscuits" I prefer dunking doughnuts myself.

  9. jon-monon

    jon-monon Active Member

    I can not answer that question on the grounds that it might incriminate me :D :D :D
  10. Tyson Rayles

    Tyson Rayles Active Member

    Dear Zippy Applebrain,
    Get a life!!!!!!!
    Flunky Bubblenose
  11. spitfire

    spitfire Active Member

    Waaaaahhhhh! :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: I don't like my new name.

    Boobie Chickenbrain
  12. rockislandmike

    rockislandmike Active Member

    Huh. Buttercup Girdleface. I think I'll stick with rockislandmike.
  13. jon-monon

    jon-monon Active Member

    Don - I guess you have to use the last letter of your last name, since it does not have four letter?

    Val and RIMike, perhaps you could use your gauge name in place of your first or last to formulate your new name.

    Flunky - LOL!

    ptionallyoa uya anca seua iglatinpa oota enamera ourselfya :D :D :D (ilsesma ilsesma ilsesma)

  14. Will_annand

    Will_annand Active Member

    Don't know if I want to be Boobie Rhinohead......
  15. philip

    philip Guest

    You are insane
    from Chim-chim Banana way

    how about papa hotel india lima india papa?
    there juliet oscar november?.......over
  16. trainworm

    trainworm Member

    Crusty Cootiebuns at your service

    hmmmm......kinda has a ring to it.........
  17. Will_annand

    Will_annand Active Member

    Jon, you have way too much free time....

    What do they put in the water in Cobblers Knob?
  18. Arlaghan

    Arlaghan Member

    Hmmm, Crusty Girdlefanny... I think I'll pass ;)
  19. ezdays

    ezdays Out AZ way


    I screwed up, I used the second letter of my first name, or was that suppose to be the first letter of my second name and the third letter of my third name?:confused: :confused:

    Seesh, that come out that we are both Zippies. Naw, too confusing. Gotta either change my name or the rules...:D :D

    Zippie Applebrain.
  20. Goattee

    Goattee Member

    This may pose a problem. Dingbat and I have the same name (Loopy apple biscuits).

    So I used her maiden name and got (Loopy lips tushie).
    Now I can probably get by calling her that once, on the way out the door!!!

    Trouble Maker!

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