Men Do Remember

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  1. bulldogowner

    bulldogowner Destroyer of Spam Moderator

    ----- Proof that men do remember...

    A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband is not in bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him.

    She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee in front of him.

    He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall.

    She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee.

    'What's the matter, dear?' she whispers as she steps in to the room,

    'Why are you down here at this time of night?

    The husband looks up from his coffee, 'It's the 20th Anniversary of the day we met'.

    She can't believe he has remembered and starts to tear up.

    The husband continues, 'Do you remember 20 years ago when we started dating? I was 18 and you were only 16,' he says solemnly.

    Once again, the wife is touched to tears thinking that her husband is so caring and sensitive.

    'Yes, I do' she replies.

    The husband pauses. The words were not coming easily.

    'Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car?'

    'Yes, I remember' said the wife, lowering herself in to a chair beside him.

    The husband continued. 'Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my face and said, 'Either you marry my daughter or I will send you to prison for 20 years?'

    'I remember that, too' she replied softly.

    He wiped another tear from his cheek and said 'I would have gotten out today.'
  2. jnjoker100

    jnjoker100 New Member

  3. zerosum

    zerosum New Member

  4. Finesse5000

    Finesse5000 New Member

    HAHA! That was brilliant.
  5. Rapidtox

    Rapidtox Member

    Very good story!
  6. jackjs

    jackjs New Member

    HAHAH I love it! More more more!
  7. paperdave

    paperdave New Member

    Thats what I call.....sign1
  8. hellside

    hellside New Member

    freedom, that's what is important
  9. mailamaynard

    mailamaynard New Member

    hahahha. this hilarious.
  10. sjjigi

    sjjigi New Member

    Omg i think thats pretty sad..

    It means that hes been not happy during 20 yrs of marriage..

    So sad..poor wife

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