The old couple had just been to the doctor about their memory lapses. He told them to make a list when they needed to do something.
That night the husband says, "I'm going to the kitchen for some ice cream." His wife says "I'd like some too. Better make a list."
"I don't need a list! I think I'll have some whipped cream on it" "Me too. Better make a list."
"I don't need a list! I think I'll have a cherry on top." "So will I. That's 3 things; better make a list."
The husband goes off to the kitchen and is there for fifteen minutes. He comes back with two plates of bacon and eggs. His wife says, "I told you to make a list. You forgot the toast."
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Does this sound like anyone you know? I got it from my sister.
That night the husband says, "I'm going to the kitchen for some ice cream." His wife says "I'd like some too. Better make a list."
"I don't need a list! I think I'll have some whipped cream on it" "Me too. Better make a list."
"I don't need a list! I think I'll have a cherry on top." "So will I. That's 3 things; better make a list."
The husband goes off to the kitchen and is there for fifteen minutes. He comes back with two plates of bacon and eggs. His wife says, "I told you to make a list. You forgot the toast."
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Does this sound like anyone you know? I got it from my sister.
