Women as explained by Engineers

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  1. CardStalker

    CardStalker Member

    There are 5 total

    Part I
  2. CardStalker

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    sorry, here it is

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  3. CardStalker

    CardStalker Member

    try again, sorry

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    Part II

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  5. CardStalker

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    Part III

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  6. CardStalker

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    Part IV

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  7. CardStalker

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    Part V

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  8. Bowdenja

    Bowdenja Active Member

    Great!............ but love part IV............ most realistic model yet
  9. cdcoyle

    cdcoyle Member

    :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
  10. CardStalker

    CardStalker Member

    hope all enjoy, thanks
  11. Willja67

    Willja67 Member

    You made my day with this one!
  12. hpept

    hpept Member

    I like the 1st the best. Never saw such a straight and direct demonstration. In part V the woman spends a fortune and doesn't actually buy what required. Mission failed. As usual. Hilarious.
  13. plasticman

    plasticman Member

    Ohh Deary me!

    Right lads, looks like we're going to get into trouble here. If any lady members sees this lot we are in deep doo-doo!!
    Unfortunately and this is the bad part ladies, they are all TRUE!!!!!:grin:
  14. thewoodengraver

    thewoodengraver Active Member

    well...who ever said engineers made good lovers?
    Most complaints about women are made by men who don't belong with one.:cry:
  15. plasticman

    plasticman Member

    Disagree! Most men complain about women BECAUSE they are with one and know exactly what that entails!!8)
  16. Amazyah

    Amazyah Senior Member

    I'm an engineer.

    Engineers do it with precision!:grin:

  17. lizzienewell

    lizzienewell Member

    Yep, you all are in deep doo-doo. :)

    I like number IV. The fun part is that men like machines with lots of dials and women like the simple on-off. Maybe these observations are because people live with or marry people that they like. Soooo all women may not be that way, just the women that you all live with.

    The weird part is how someone who takes a direct route to the Gap really likes the person who takes an indirect route. Opposites attract.

    I really like men and their goofy way of reducing everything to logic.

  18. plasticman

    plasticman Member

    Wot's goofy about logic? Without logic the world would fall apart and we'd all be doomed!! Doomed I tell you, doomed!!
    Well, I suppose it's nice to hear a lady say she actually likes men and our 'goofy' ways.
    However-----how come we men, (paper model types), get more stressed by our women than by those d**n bits of paper/card that just won't do what they're supposed to and glue that gets everywhere!
    Don't know about anyone else out there but I go up to my 'office' to get calmed down, unless, of course, it's just me?
    Ooops, that's a thought.:?
  19. CardStalker

    CardStalker Member

    Hi all. Just want to add something here. I am married and I love my wife very much. I am not the typical engineer. I love to see the humor in all things. My wife was the first one I showed this too, she has learned from me to look at things in a different light.
  20. wunwinglow

    wunwinglow Active Member

    Ho Ho! Except in the Mall, I'd have gone diagonally from the entrance to Gap......

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