Kinda on the same thoughts are telemarketers ,well not really same but just people you would like to turn the tables on. Has anyone heard of Tom Mabe. He has 3 cd's called revenge of the telemarketers. He records when telemarketers call and turns things in his favor. Pretty funny stuff.
I have heard some of his stuff on one of the morning radio shows. Hilarious! He gives "honest" answers to ice-breaker telemarketer questions like "How are you?" (answer: "My son has A.D.D.", "The dog was run over", etc, etc) and then carries on, often for quite some time before "letting them go".
One of the funniest ones was he put the phone down for a minute, came back, picked it up, dialed some number, and when the telemarketer finally got his attention, he pretended they had just answered the phone, and proceeded to order a pizza. He was "outraged" when they said they could not bring him a pizza...
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Andrew