Software Update

Discussion in 'Zealot Archives' started by cjd, Apr 3, 2007.

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  1. cjd

    cjd Member

    Dear Technical Support,

    18 months ago, I upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from DrinkingMates 4.2, which I had used for years without trouble. However, theer are apparently conflicts between these two products and the only solution was to try and run Girlfriend 1.0 with the sound turned off.

    To make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is incompatible with several other applications, such as LadsNightOut 3.1, Football 4.5 and Playboy 6.9.

    Successive versions of Girlfriend proved no better.

    I tried a shareware program, Slapper 2.1, but it had many bugs and left a virus in my system, forcing me to shut down completely for several weeks. Eventually, I tried to run Girlfriend 1.0 and Girlfriend 1.2 at the same time, only to discover that when these two systems detected each other they caused severe damage to my hardware.

    I eventually upgraded to Fiance 1.0, only to discover that this product soon had to be further upgraded to Wife1.0. While Wife 1.0 tends to use up all my available resources, it does come bundled with EmotionalContent v55 and Cleanhouse2007.

    Shortly after this upgrade, hoever, I found that Wife 1.0 could be very unstable and costly to run. Any mistakes I made were automatically stored in Wife 1.0's memory and could not be deleted. They then resurfaced months later when I had forgotten about them. Wife 1.0 also has an automatic Diary, Explorer and E-mail filter, and can, without warning launch, Turbo-Strop and Multi-Whinge. These latter products have NO Help files, and I have to try and guess what the problem is.

    Additional problems are that Wife 1.0 needs updating regularly, requiring ShoeShop Browserfor new attachments and Hairstyle Express which needs to be reinstalled every other week. Also, when Wife 1.0 attaches itself to my Volvo C70 Convertible hard drive, it often crashes.

    Wife 1.0 also comes with an irritating pop-up called MotherinLaw, which can't be turned off.

    Recetly I've been tempted to install Mistress 2007, but there could be problems. A friend of mine has alerted me to the fact that if Wife 1.0 detects Mistress 2007, it tends to delete all of your money before uninstalling itself.

    Advice please

    Yours Sincerely

  2. hpept

    hpept Member

    Hilarious... or terribly sad, as I think I'm having the same bugs as you. :grin:
    Maybe we got a wrong batch :cry:
  3. 72BMWR75/5

    72BMWR75/5 Member


    I have found that instead of getting married, it's much cheaper if every 5 years I find a woman who hates me and buy her a house. It's the same end result with fewer headaches.
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