Outdated? Sayings

Discussion in 'Getting Started' started by N Gauger, Oct 29, 2005.

  1. N Gauger

    N Gauger 1:20.3 Train Addict

    Let's get this show on the road!
    Yeah ..yeah... and someday we'll walk on the moon......
    When Donkeys Fly!!!
    Kiss my grits!!!!
    The devil made me buy this dress (or anything you bought) -- Flip Wilson
  2. Pitchwife

    Pitchwife Dreamer

    Hey buddy, can you spare a dime for a cup of coffee?
  3. jimmybeersa

    jimmybeersa Member

    A stupid question is better than a stupid mistake
    If Love is the answer it must have been a damn fool question
  4. b28_82

    b28_82 Member

    Check's in the mail

    Hes a few bricks short of a load

    .... a few trees short of a forest

    .... not the sharpest knife in the drawer

    .... lost his marbles
  5. ezdays

    ezdays Out AZ way

    Let's run it up the flagpole and see who salutes

    He's a few cents short of a nickel

    I don't kiss on my first date (waaaayyyy old)

    He could sell refrigerators to a Eskimo

    Some famous quotes:

    A President: "I am not a crook"

    A baseball player: "I never bet on major league baseball"

    Another really bulked-up baseball player: "I never knowingly took steroids..."
  6. yellowlynn

    yellowlynn Member


    I haven't lost my marbles, they just rolled to one side.

  7. N Gauger

    N Gauger 1:20.3 Train Addict

    Where's the beef?!?!?!
  8. Pitchwife

    Pitchwife Dreamer

    He's as honest as the day is long.
    to have and hold until death do us part. :rolleyes: :rolleyes: may still be used but only works 1/2 the time.
  9. thumsup

    thumsup Member

    Two cant's

    "There's only two cant's on this job, ya can't cut it ya can't stay".[​IMG]
    and "ya wanta play ya gotta pay"[​IMG]
  10. N Gauger

    N Gauger 1:20.3 Train Addict

    Eat something - You're thin as a rail!!!
  11. ezdays

    ezdays Out AZ way

    Don't smoke, it'll stunt your growth.
  12. N Gauger

    N Gauger 1:20.3 Train Addict

    Cut a slice of rug

    He doesn't have 2 dimes to rub together
  13. KCS

    KCS Member

    What are you doing? "Mildewing to keep from molding." Never heard this anywhere else except from my dad years ago. I guess it was a southern saying.
  14. ausien

    ausien Active Member

    you want your cake, and eat it to

    over the top

    your nothing, if not a show pony
  15. Pitchwife

    Pitchwife Dreamer

    Is it bigger than a bread box?
  16. N Gauger

    N Gauger 1:20.3 Train Addict

    If I had a nickle for every time I heard that.......
  17. YakkoWarner

    YakkoWarner Member

    Then: Even a broken clock is right twice a day.
    Now Even the clock on the VCR is right once a day.
  18. eightyeightfan1

    eightyeightfan1 Now I'm AMP'd

    I just wanted to rattle his cage.
  19. Pitchwife

    Pitchwife Dreamer

    Actually, anyone can have their cake and eat it; but it takes someone special to eat their cake AND still have it. :D :D :D
  20. McFortner

    McFortner Member

    For the talkative ones....

    "You must have been vaccinated with a phonograph needle!"

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