"Once upon a Train"
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decided to say the heck with it and joined them, especially when someone passed him a paper bag with a bottle in it. Upon taking a swig he.....
realized that this was part of the batch of Kentuckys Finest. From the still that they had been looking for, for years.
But it was so perfect a yeild, that he decided right then and there.......
But it was so perfect a yeild, that he decided right then and there.......
to break out into song, " In the still,....of the ni-ight. Darlin' i'll hold you,...hold you so ti-ight, ... in the still,....... of, ...the he, he,,...........ni-i-i-ght,,, oooo, .....ooooooo,......"
That's when the others threw him off the train.
That's when the others threw him off the train.
as they passed out singing - they realized that possibly the reason they could never find the still was that it was somehow on the train!!! Unfortunatly this was lost again forever due to the effects of Kentucky's Finest. Tht night - when the Mardi Gras & the Pinkys all recovered, they decided.....
that they were too hung over to pursue their original plans. The Mardi Gras promised not to rob any more trains, at least for a while and the Pinkys promised not to chase them any more, at least for a while and they went their seperate ways. Soon after, the bull woke up. He was not in such a forgiving mood though and proceeded to.....
He started to follow the the train, in a gangers trolley found near, where he was thrown from the train.........
He was in "hot persuit" when something off to the side of the tracks caught his eye. He stopped & stared as.......
As he got closer to the bare on the Bear........He realised that the girl was not bare, infact she was fully clothed, one startling fact stood out!!!!! it was not a Bear upon which she was riding. Infact it was simply a bear skin draped over an electric scooter. At this point he...............
Everyone looked downward to see what "cord" he was talking about...... They looked in curiosity as just in the opening to the car was a cord, leading to the "Pull for emergency" loops along the car's upper walls, but there was something wrong...
The cord was obviously slack, all eyes followed the cord up off the floor.....along the wall of the car.....and then to the end of that same cord....holding on to the far end of cord... smiling broadly... holding a gun on the crowd.... was..............................................
The cord was obviously slack, all eyes followed the cord up off the floor.....along the wall of the car.....and then to the end of that same cord....holding on to the far end of cord... smiling broadly... holding a gun on the crowd.... was..............................................
Gimpalong Cassidy, Hoppy's evil twin. As the smile faded, a nasty sneer curled his lip, he cocked the hammer back, took careful aim, and shot a neat round hole in.........
Right into the front tire of the scooter, then when all was silent! he heard the double clicking of 2 hammers being cocked directly behind him! This is what he feared the most,.... it was none other then.....