"Once upon a Train"

[jimmybeersa]

....Took the Hobo by the scruff of his neck and forced him into the arms of The Pinkerton Detective and told him to......

 

[Virginian]

Take a ride on "The slow Coach"

..take a ride on "the slow Coach", leaving shortly on track 9...

 

[N Gauger]

...Bound for Athens, Atlantis, Walla walla, Washington, and KoooKamonga.... But befor he could do that......

 

[Virginian]

..jumped across the board to the other slow coach...headed out of deepest africa with a cook named...

 

[N Gauger]

... a roll of quarters. Which he proceeded to use to......



(Note - We have a lot more members now.... how about it people????)

 

[Pitchwife]

feed a juke box, playing the song.....

 

[N Gauger]

"Oh Promise Me"... Which of course....

 

[Pitchwife]

kept skipping, playing me me me me me which......

 

[N Gauger]

... finally drove the Conductor so nuts, he went over to the infernal machine and.....

 

[Fred_M]

Threw me out

 

[N Gauger]

of the car. which then started up a......

 

[Pitchwife]

riot of angry passengers who.....

 

[N Gauger]

Demanded That Dash be treated more fairly. In that it wasn't his fault that.....

 

[Jodam]

The song he was yellin was different to what was playin on the box............

 

[Pitchwife]

because he kept pushing the wrong buttons. So the conductor.....

 

[Jodam]

So the conductor Punched his..........

 

[N Gauger]

Ticket & then not so politely tossed him out. The aforementioned riot, now calmed by the explaination, was ended & all the passangers returned to.....

 

[Pitchwife]

their seats ans started singing a rousing round of.....

 

[SLUSSERS]

"99 bottles of Beer on the Wall"

 

[Jodam]

After which everyone slept soundly until..........