Discussion in 'Zealot Archives' started by Mark_1984, Apr 4, 2007.
This should raise a smile on those who do their own car maintenance
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lol, now we need a cardmodeler's version!
scalpel = device for cutting paper, and fingers :twisted:
Scissors, a device used to cut paper and insure the lines do not come out straight!
Glue = sticky substance used to bond cat to cardmodel (actually happened, keep em off)
Superglue = substance that bonds parts of models to fingers, but inexplicably refuses to stick parts of models to each other.
Carpet = The perfect hiding place for small parts.
Small parts = So you HAVE to get glasses.
Did you know that a particular type of CA glue was invented with this purpose? To stick skin and flesh of wounds during Vietnam war, if I recall well.
CA glue cathalizes(?) in presence of moisture, that's why it sticks so well to your fingertips which are always sweating. If you have problem sticking parts which don't seem to adhere, just blow hot air with your mouth and... Tada!!! Rock hard.
Cutting mat - Used to remind your knife where your last cut was, irregardless of where the current one is
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