LPB's on Strike!

Discussion in 'Getting Started' started by jon-monon, Feb 13, 2003.

  1. jon-monon

    jon-monon Active Member

    Go ahead, listen to your PLOP leader... see what it got 'im. See who plops now!

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  2. hi-f

    hi-f New Member


    Be sure to supply fire barrels with plenty of wood for the plastic people to stand around...and melt...blobs of glue with bits of rags will simulate ungrateful workers who got too close to the fire.
  3. interurban

    interurban Active Member

    we will with hold our labour

    Hi Jon listen they heard all about the strike and they are getting mad this is spreading:mad: :mad: :mad:

    They don`t shout hi Jon know :( its something I can`t repeat.
    Please get ya self to the bargaining table, I got a riot on me hands:( :( :( :( :( ;) :p :)

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  4. jon-monon

    jon-monon Active Member

    Chris, you gotta do this quick! Isolate the group. Get any others on the layout junk bin, or where ever that might also know about it. Break the legs off the leaders right in front of them. If they pipe down, quarentine them fora few weeks to make sure they don't stand up to you again. If not drop 'em all in a bottle of acetone and shake it up real good. Gotta put a stop to it! It'll cost a few bucks up front, but nothing compared to trying to get things done on a unionized layout. And forget about getting stuff done fast! Oh, and the paychecks will swell. NUKE EM!

    If they are all infected, you could try Teds advice and have a few of the union bosses "fall" into the fire, fishing accedents, brakes go out, etc. That may be more effective if they think you are Mr. nice guy. Also, if you are on their good side, you may be able to find out how they found out. Are they on-line?!??! Have they compromised The Gauge! ahhhhhhhhhhhh:mad: :mad: :mad:
  5. jmarksbery

    jmarksbery Active Member


    Now it is started :eek:

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  6. sumpter250

    sumpter250 multiscale modelbuilder

    Remember strikers.........(erie mood music playing in the background).......if it comes to it.......(erie mood music becomes louder).... there's always.....( erie mood music reaches a sustained high pitch note)... THE RECYCLE BIN!!!!!!!!
  7. jon-monon

    jon-monon Active Member


    Yes indeed! A few plastic bucks under the table to the Cheif of P{olice, and a few wee drams left on his back porch has paid marvelouse dividends!

    Pete - Yep, more than one LPB has "fallen" into a vat of molten syrene at the little plastic injection molding plant. Ever notice how the "unpainted" always seem to have a little streak of an off color running through them?

    :D :D :D

    Corporate Coruption - The Only Way To GO!!!! Hmmmm maybe I should name something enron :D :D :D
  8. eightyeightfan1

    eightyeightfan1 Now I'm AMP'd

    Want to strike ....Huh!
    I got something for your little plastic butts!

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  9. jon-monon

    jon-monon Active Member

    Good one 88, off to the styrene recycling plant!

  10. grumbeast

    grumbeast Member


    Again and Again the so-called management of these slave labour
    camps we call railroads show thier contempt for our tiny plastic lives!!. Be courageous!!, it is your sworn duty to resist, and
    when that bottle of acetate comes out, remember, are you
    biodegradable?, rest assured that your manager is NOT! we
    will prevail!!.

    And if they break your legs, or melt your head, do not cry out
    for that is what they want!, Let your silence scream out your
    defiance!, and they shall know that their schemes will ultimately
    fail!, their tracks will tarnish and their wiring will short!

    In the the future know that your sacrifices today will bring forth
    a glorious tommorrow, where your little plastic children will
    no longer be forced down that plastic mine, where your families
    will live in peace and prosperity with enough plastic food for
    all. The generations of plastic people that follow will look
    to us in thanks for their liberation from bondage, to the time when the dark clouds of oppression and fear were parted by a silent and unstoppable plastic army that outshone even the Sun!!!

    Forward Comrades!! Martyrdom awaits the heroes of the plastic
    peoples Revolution!!!!!

    P.L.O.P. Regional Commissar
  11. jon-monon

    jon-monon Active Member

    Hogwash! Only a brain made of plastic would buy that!:D :D :D
  12. grumbeast

    grumbeast Member

    In that case I guess they'll buy it then :D :D :D

    More LPP's to the one true cause!

  13. spitfire

    spitfire Active Member

    Vive la revolution!!

    It is with tears in my eyes that I report to you today from Mononville. Headless mothers wandering the streets in the aftermath of today's violence, cradling tiny melted babies in their shrivelled arms, pools of acetone reeking in the halogen sun, severed limbs strewn about the landscape... it is like a war zone.
    Ironically, many of the LP police and union busters brought in by management have also lost their lives in the indiscriminate "acetone rain" that was unleashed on the community earlier today. Olaf Arrrgggghhhh, spokesman for the PK Line was unavailable for comment, as were Mr. Jack Nicholson, Paul Bunyon and that funny round-faced red-haired guy with the moustache, who seems to have disappeared.
    In a related story, the injection molding plant has been burning since mid-day - arson is suspected.
    And now back to our studio.

    :eek: Val Cronkite, roving reporter
  14. jon-monon

    jon-monon Active Member

    P- K press release---

    The following statement has been released by Mr. Knudsen, president of P - K Industries:

    This morning at approximately 7:00 A.M. a pre-emptive attack was launched upon all of the LPB's in Mononville. Our intelligence resources has indicated the level of chatter umong these LPB's justifies such an attack. We have evidence that they are tied to the terrorist group that startedt he fire at the little plastic factory, and they plan to attack us next. We have no proof, you'll just have to trust us. The attack was a complete success and all the LPB's have melted down to the little lumps they deserve to be. They will not be harassing our town any longer, and newer, nicer looking ones are on order.--AP
  15. grumbeast

    grumbeast Member

    The P.L.O.P. is preparing a statement in response to
    the despicable outrage commited by the monster
    knudsen. In the meantime the Committee urges
    all loyal LPP to spread the word and these posters
    around your towns and villages

    P.L.O.P Central Committee

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  16. grumbeast

    grumbeast Member

    More posters

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  17. grumbeast

    grumbeast Member

    and again

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  18. grumbeast

    grumbeast Member

    and for plop

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  19. jon-monon

    jon-monon Active Member

    Yes, that's the point, we line the old mans pockets, then he can go out and buy more LPB's and they can therefore: exist!
  20. grumbeast

    grumbeast Member

    Finally... and image of the future

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