Discussion in 'Zealot Archives' started by silverw, Aug 11, 2006.

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  1. silverw

    silverw Member

    OK ... Here's a joke , ... for "older folk"!!


    A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her
    nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.

    "Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday."

    Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says
    name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he
    knows the bank manager.

    Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some

    The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain
    elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.

    Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank
    manager and disappears into a back office.

    She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out

    there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants
    use this as collateral."

    She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is

    (you're gonna love this)

    (its a real treat)

    (a masterpiece)

    (wait for it)

    The bank manager looks back at her and says...

    "It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a
    Rolling Stone."
  2. Gil

    Gil Active Member

    Bill, Thanks, they just don't make them that way any more..., -Gil
  3. silverw

    silverw Member

    No... they sure don't Gil...
    Not even one "F" word..... and it's still kinda funny... to me!

    ....later ... Bill
  4. zealousy

    zealousy Member

    For older folks huh????Either I'm older than I think or THAT'S FUNNY!
  5. elf

    elf Member

    that was adorable ...thank you, that just made my hang over go away lol
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    opqr796 Guest

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