If My Body Were A Car

Discussion in 'Getting Started' started by Catt, Mar 13, 2006.

  1. Catt

    Catt Guest


    If my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model.

    I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish and my paint job is getting a little dull, but that's not the worst of it.

    My headlights are out of focus and it's especially hard to see things up close.

    My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of weather.

    My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins.

    It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed.

    My fuel rate burns inefficiently.

    But here's the worst of it -- almost every time I sneeze, cough or sputter.....either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires.
  2. jim currie

    jim currie Active Member

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  3. sumpter250

    sumpter250 multiscale modelbuilder

    :thumb: :thumb: :thumb: sign1

    If I were a car I'd either be on the EPA's "most wanted" list, or I'd be a collector's item.
  4. Pitchwife

    Pitchwife Dreamer

    It would have been in the junk yard years ago.
    It's hard to start.
    It isn't allowed in California because it is totally unable to pass the emissions test.
    There is no tread on the tires and the brakes are shot.
    The trunk is so full of junk it will never get clean.
    The roof only has a fringe of it's vinyl left.
    It won't go far without running out of gas.
    It makes all kinds of gurgles, groans gasps and wheezes.
    And the stick shift can't get it in gear. :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
  5. eightyeightfan1

    eightyeightfan1 Now I'm AMP'd

    If my body were a car.....
    It would be sitting on blocks underneath the Van Wyck Expressway.
  6. Twiget

    Twiget Member

    OH, CATT
    I just blew Pepsi out of my nose. It burns!!sign1 sign1 sign1
  7. TomPM

    TomPM Another Fried Egg Fan

    Too much!sign1 sign1

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