# I know my math...

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1. ### thewoodengraverActive Member

I was riding to work yesterday when I observed a female driver, who cut
right in front of a pickup truck, causing the driver to drive onto the
shoulder to avoid hitting her.
This evidently angered the driver enough that he hung his arm out is window
and gave the woman the finger.
"Man, that guy is stupid," I thought to myself. I ALWAYS smile nicely and
wave in a sheepish manner whenever a female does anything to me in traffic,
and here's why:
I drive 48 miles each way every day to work.
That's 96 miles each day.
Of these, 16 miles each way is bumper-to-bumper.
Most of the bumper-to-bumper is on an 8 lane highway.
There are 7 cars every 40 feet for 32 miles.
That works out to 982 cars every mile, or 31,424 cars.
Even though the rest of the 32 miles is not bumper-to-bumper, I figure I
pass at least another 4000 cars.
That brings the number to something like 36,000 cars that I pass every day.
Statistically, females drive half of these.
That's 18,000 women drivers!
In any given group of females, 1 in 28 has PMS.
That's 642.
According to Cosmopolitan, 70% describe their love life as dissatisfying or
unrewarding.
That's 449.
According to the National Institute of Health, 22% of all females have
seriously considered suicide or homicide.
That's 98.
And 34% describe men as their biggest problem.
That's 33.
According to the National Rifle Association, 5% of all females carry
weapons and this number is increasing.
That means that EVERY SINGLE DAY, I drive past at least one female that has
a lousy love life, thinks men are her biggest problem, has seriously
considered suicide or homicide, has PMS, and is armed.
Give her the finger? I don't think so

Had to pick myself up off of the floor after that one.

:grin:
4. ### nebeltexMember

lol....ood one. reminds me of the kid who recently won the "liars contest" by stating, "there are three kinds of people in the world. those who are good at math, and those who aren't".

:rofl:
6. ### hpeptMember

Well, this "inductive" demonstration should concur for the Nobel Prize in Math and Statistics :grin::grin::grin:
7. ### logicmanGreybeard

Apologies for the 'bump', but after I finished laughing, I just had to say 'thanks' for the big cheer-up!

"Statistics are no substitute for mathematical formulations of
research result ratios." - logicman