In a basement I could...
...wile away the hours
Conferrin' with the spiders
Consultin' with the trains
And my head I'd be scratchin'
While my thoughts were busy hatchin'
If I only had a brain (to run the trains)!
I'd unravel any riddle
For any individ'le
In trouble or in pain having soldered a finger or 3
(Dorothy)
With the thoughts you'd be thinkin'
You could be another Casey Jones
If you only had a brain (to run the trains)
(Scarecrow)
Oh, I would tell you why
The ocean's near the shore of plaster
I could think of things I never thunk before
And then I'd sit and think some more about the expoxy disaster
I would not be just a nuffin'
My head all full of stuffin'
My fingertips all full of pain
I would dance and be merry but that duckunder won't let me
Life would be a ding-a-derry but they're placing me on a gurney
If I only had a brain!(?)
Words excerpted from "If I Only Had A Brain".
There's no place like home. Have a great Thanksgiving all~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Mark