I can relate.....

Discussion in 'Zealot Archives' started by Darwin, Mar 29, 2006.

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  1. Darwin

    Darwin Member

    A college freshman at a recent football game, took it upon
    himself to explain to a senior citizen sitting next to him why it was
    impossible for the older generation to understand his own.

    "You grew up in a different, actually almost primitive,
    world," the student said loud enough for the whole crowd to hear. "We young
    people today grew up with television, jet planes, space travel, man
    walking on the moon, our spaceships have visited Mars...We even have
    nuclear energy, electric and hydrogen cars, computers with light-speed
    processing and, uh."

    Taking advantage of a pause for breath in the student's
    litany, the "wizened" one said, "You're right, Son. We didn't have those
    things when we were young........so we invented them......you arrogant
    little s**thead!! Now......what are you doing for the next generation??"

    I love senior citizens!!!
  2. dwgannon

    dwgannon Member

    Outstanding, I love this one. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :idea:
  3. possm_23

    possm_23 Member

    great!!!!!!!:) :yep: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :lol:
  4. CharlieB

    CharlieB Member

    Being one, I can relate to this.

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