Hope I can tell this one... :)

Discussion in 'Zealot Archives' started by BazookaJo, May 20, 2007.

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  1. BazookaJo

    BazookaJo Member

    This ones for TWE:

    A little risque, but those too young enough to understand it won't learn anything new.

    A trucker pulls into a den of iniquity, strolls in the front door, slaps $500 on the table and says to the madam "I want your ugliest woman and a cheese sandwhich!".

    The madam says "But why - for that kind' money you can have one of our finest ladies and a three course meal?!"

    To which the trucker replies "look darlin' - I ain't h*rny, I'm homesick."
  2. thewoodengraver

    thewoodengraver Active Member

    GASP! all that work trying to uphold a " clean" reputation shot to hell...lol
  3. CardStalker

    CardStalker Member

    As with everything, we just got to see the humor. I love humor. Thats me.
  4. Amazyah

    Amazyah Senior Member

    I feel bad now. He gets cheese on his sandwich! LOL

  5. Millenniumfalsehood

    Millenniumfalsehood Active Member

    Oh, that's funny! Not something I can tell the preacher Sunday, but maybe my barber. . .
  6. alaimo@jcu.edu

    alaimo@jcu.edu I need a Pin up girl. . .

    Do you know why you pay a hooker?

    To Leave....:)
  7. zealousy

    zealousy Member

    Good one LOL
  8. Millenniumfalsehood

    Millenniumfalsehood Active Member

    Do me a favor and spell Tulsa backwards. :wink:
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