He died yesterday :(

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  1. rickstef

    rickstef Guest

    Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment
    community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection
    and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.

    Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of
    Celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs.
    Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours.

    Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a
    man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in
    show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not
    considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked
    schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times he still was a crusty old
    man and was considered a positive roll model for millions.

    Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, two children, John Dough
    and Jane Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by
    his elderly father, Pop Tart.

    The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.

    If this made you smile for even a brief second, please rise to the
    occasion and take time to pass it on and share that smile with someone
    else who may be having a crumby day and kneads it.
  2. Ashrunner

    Ashrunner Member

    Like I really kneaded to drop in here this evening.

  3. ekuth

    ekuth Active Member

    You just gotta roll with a joke that flaky.
  4. cgutzmer

    cgutzmer Guest

    heeee heeeee
  5. Amazyah

    Amazyah Senior Member

    That's the part that got me! :grin:

  6. Kaz

    Kaz Member

    Hahaha I remember him, here in the UK from the '70's great puns!
  7. RichBohlman

    RichBohlman Railroad Card Modaler

    Lol Lol Lol
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