Had to share this one...

Discussion in 'Zealot Archives' started by bulldogowner, Mar 15, 2007.

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  1. bulldogowner

    bulldogowner Destroyer of Spam Moderator

    Bubba liked to frequent the old swimming hole, but was never able to attract the girls. He decided to ask his friend Billy-Bob for some advice.
    “It’s those big baggy swimming trunks that make you look like an old fool. They’re years outta style,” said Billy-Bob. “Your best bet is to grab yourself a pair of Speedo’s about two sizes too little, and drop a fist sized tater down inside them!! I’m telling ya man, you will have all the babes you want!!”
    The following weekend, Bubba hit’s the swimming hole with his spanking new tight Speedo’s, and his fist sized potato. Everybody at the swimming hole was disgusted as he walked by, covering their faces, turning away, laughing, looking sick!
    Bubba went back to his buddy Billy-Bob and asked him, “What’s wrong now?”
    “Lard -Almighty!!” said Billy-Bob, “the tater goes in the front!!”
  2. thewoodengraver

    thewoodengraver Active Member

    :cry: It is the contents of your Heart that Ladies want.
  3. zealousy

    zealousy Member

    Have to disagree woodengraver. It's sad but true!
  4. Tim Crowe

    Tim Crowe Member

    Contents of your wallet more like!
  5. zealousy

    zealousy Member

    More like, wallet, bank account, credit cards and any other movable or immovable property of value you may own. Whatever your father may own may also help if you're free to use them LOL
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