Finally, Access Once Again to The Gauge

marc gast

Member
Well all!

After more than a month of unsuccessful tries to log in to The Gauge, post replies, etc., I am finally able to join the great group of modelers once more.

This all started when the format was changed, etc.

Glad to be back on. Will have some more projects in the works posted soon.

Marc
 

shaygetz

Active Member
Well comb back, weight till ewe sea the knew spill checker feetsure thave putt on The Gage sintz ewe bin aweigh :eek: :rolleyes: :p :D
 

Woodie

Active Member
shaygetz said:
Well comb back, weight till ewe sea the knew spill checker feetsure thave putt on The Gage sintz ewe bin aweigh :eek: :rolleyes: :p :D

Eye have a spelling chequer;
It came with my pee see.
It plainly marques four my revue
Miss steaks eye cannot sea.

When aye strike a quay or right a word
Aye weight four it two say
Weather aye am wrong oar Wright -
It shows me strait aweigh

As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two late
And eye can put the error rite.
Its rarely, rarely grate.

I've run this poem threw it,
I'm shore your pleased too no.
Its letter perfect in it's whey
My chequer tolled me sew.
 
F

Fred_M

Woodie said:
Eye have a spelling chequer;
It came with my pee see.
It plainly marques four my revue
Miss steaks eye cannot sea.

When aye strike a quay or right a word
Aye weight four it two say
Weather aye am wrong oar Wright -
It shows me strait aweigh

As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two late
And eye can put the error rite.
Its rarely, rarely grate.

I've run this poem threw it,
I'm shore your pleased too no.
Its letter perfect in it's whey
My chequer tolled me sew.
That is real lee fun knee. FRED
 

Woodie

Active Member
rcwatkins said:
eye halfvent sean ze sell decker. Well comb cough cough back marc gast. Shaygetz, congratulations on 1000 miles.

Having trouble with your english? :p

PRESS ANNOUNCEMENT - European Commission - 1st June 2004

The European Union commissioners have announced that agreement has been reached to adopt English as the preferred language for European Communications, rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty's Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a five-year phased plan for what will be known as EuroEnglish (Euro for short).

In the first year, "s" will be used instead of the soft "c." Sertainly, sivil servants will resieve this news with joy. Also, the hard "c" will be replaced with "k". Not only will this klear up konfusion, but typewriters kan have one less letter.

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced by "f". This will make words like fotograf" 20 persent shorter.

In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkorage the removal of double letters, which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of silent "e"s in the languag is disgrasful, and they would go.

By the fourth year, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" by "z" and "w" by " v".

During ze fifz year, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou", and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters.

After zis fifz yer, ve vil hav a reli sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubls or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech ozer.

Ze drem vil finali kum tru.
 

rcwatkins

Member
Woodie said:
Having trouble with your english? :p



In the first year, "s" will be used instead of the soft "c." Sertainly, sivil servants will resieve this news with joy. Also, the hard "c" will be replaced with "k". Not only will this klear up konfusion, but typewriters kan have one less letter.

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced by "f". This will make words like fotograf" 20 persent shorter.

In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkorage the removal of double letters, which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of silent "e"s in the languag is disgrasful, and they would go.

By the fourth year, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" by "z" and "w" by " v".

During ze fifz year, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou", and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters.

After zis fifz yer, ve vil hav a reli sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubls or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech ozer.

Ze drem vil finali kum tru.
And instead of euroenglish you get German. :p
You also have a :cool: avatar shaygetz. :D
 

Tom Champion

New Member
marc gast said:
Well all!

After more than a month of unsuccessful tries to log in to The Gauge, post replies, etc., I am finally able to join the great group of modelers once more.

This all started when the format was changed, etc.

Glad to be back on. Will have some more projects in the works posted soon.

Marc
Marc:
Glad to have you back. ;) How are the lessons going with that nitwit, myself? :rolleyes:

Catch you on the 19th for part of the day. :)

Champ
 

Matthyro

Will always be re-membered
Pleased to see you back posting Marc. Must have been frustrating not being able to do so
 

sumpter250

multiscale modelbuilder
Hey guys, thanks for the explaination of "spell checker". Shows what I know about computers.....I thought a spell checker operated the cash register at the wizzard store! :eek: :rolleyes: :D :D :D
 

Tom Champion

New Member
Sumpter250:
After all the 'English Spelling Lessons' Marc will never be able to communicate w/ the 'Gauge' again. :eek:ops:

The above was worse then the crash. :D

Maybe my weathering will improve after the 'Spelling' lessons. ;)

Champ
 
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