Levels Of Engineer Status:
(mainly for RailRoad means, but interpret!!!)
Chief Engineer:
Leaps tall buildings in a single bound.
Is more powerful than a locomotive.
Is faster than a speeding bullet.
Walks on water.
Giver of policy to God.
Deputy Chief:
Leaps short buildings in a single bound.
Is more powerful than a switch engine.
Is just as fast as a speeding bullet.
Walks on the water if the sea is calm.
Talks with God.
Director:
Leaps short buildings with a running start
and favorable winds.
Is almost as powerful as a switch engine.
Is faster than a speeding B-B.
Walks on water in an indoor swimming pool.
Talks with God if special request is approved.
Deputy Director:
Barely clears a Quonset Hut.
Looses tug-of-war with a locomotive.
Can fire a speeding bullet.
Swims well.
Is occasionally addressed by God.
General Superintendent:
Makes marks on walls when trying to leap over buildings.
Is run over by locomotive.
Can sometimes handle a gun without inflicting self-injury.
Dog paddles.
Talks to animals.
Superintendent:
Runs into buildings.
Recognizes locomotive types two out of three times.
Is not issued Communion with God.
Can stay afloat with a life preserver.
Talks to walls.
Deputy Superintendent:
Falls over doorstops when trying to enter buildings.
Says, "Look at the choo-choo".
Wets himself with a water pistol.
Plays in mud puddles.
Maintenance Supervisor, Level 1 and 2:
Lifts buildings and walks under them.
Kicks locomotives off the tracks.
Catches speeding bullets in his teeth and eats them.
Freezes water with a single glance.
HE IS GOD!
JR&SON
(mainly for RailRoad means, but interpret!!!)
Chief Engineer:
Leaps tall buildings in a single bound.
Is more powerful than a locomotive.
Is faster than a speeding bullet.
Walks on water.
Giver of policy to God.
Deputy Chief:
Leaps short buildings in a single bound.
Is more powerful than a switch engine.
Is just as fast as a speeding bullet.
Walks on the water if the sea is calm.
Talks with God.
Director:
Leaps short buildings with a running start
and favorable winds.
Is almost as powerful as a switch engine.
Is faster than a speeding B-B.
Walks on water in an indoor swimming pool.
Talks with God if special request is approved.
Deputy Director:
Barely clears a Quonset Hut.
Looses tug-of-war with a locomotive.
Can fire a speeding bullet.
Swims well.
Is occasionally addressed by God.
General Superintendent:
Makes marks on walls when trying to leap over buildings.
Is run over by locomotive.
Can sometimes handle a gun without inflicting self-injury.
Dog paddles.
Talks to animals.
Superintendent:
Runs into buildings.
Recognizes locomotive types two out of three times.
Is not issued Communion with God.
Can stay afloat with a life preserver.
Talks to walls.
Deputy Superintendent:
Falls over doorstops when trying to enter buildings.
Says, "Look at the choo-choo".
Wets himself with a water pistol.
Plays in mud puddles.
Maintenance Supervisor, Level 1 and 2:
Lifts buildings and walks under them.
Kicks locomotives off the tracks.
Catches speeding bullets in his teeth and eats them.
Freezes water with a single glance.
HE IS GOD!
JR&SON