Dear Abby (er off topic)

Discussion in 'Getting Started' started by interurban, Sep 19, 2006.

  1. interurban

    interurban Active Member

    Dear Abby,

    I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice on what could be a crucial decision. I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me.

    The usual signs... Phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them."

    I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive, although I can hear a car setting off, as if she has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn't in a taxi? I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.

    Anyway, I have never broached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her.

    I decided I was going to park my Harley Davidson next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she comes home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my Harley, that I noticed that the rocker boxes on my engine seem to be leaking a little oil.

    Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?

    Thanks, Biker Bob
  2. eightyeightfan1

    eightyeightfan1 Now I'm AMP'd

    Thats good...
    Its a Harley...Its suppose to leak.
  3. Jim Krause

    Jim Krause Active Member

    Damn serious problem. Once you get the Harley fixed, it might be an idea to look into that wife situation. Keep your priorities straight. Thank God nothing went wrong with your model railroad layout. Now thats serious.
  4. UP SD40-2

    UP SD40-2 Senior Member

    sign1 I LOVED IT!!!sign1 THANKS for posting the laugh!:thumb: :D -Deano
  5. MilesWestern

    MilesWestern Active Member

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