Blind Man in a female biker bar...

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  1. thewoodengraver

    thewoodengraver Active Member

    A blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by mistake. He finds
    his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee.

    After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"

    The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is only fair -- given that you are blind -- that you should know five things:

    1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
    2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
    3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
    4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.
    5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

    Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"

    The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters,
    Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
  2. ekuth

    ekuth Active Member

    LMAO... nice.
  3. Bowdenja

    Bowdenja Active Member

    Good one!

    I can never get my mind to act that fast.
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