Funny Things To Eat With Funny Names We have 'sumpin here very similar to Beaver Tails but they call them Elephant Ears. The usual topping is melted butter and cinammon sugar. They are about the size of a large pizza. Another thing around here is called an "Ugly".....Its left over batter from making doughnuts....they pour a ladle full of the batter in the burnt grease and fry them up. They come out looking like a piece of a melted tire...usually topped with sugar glaze or powdered sugar. Very good!!!