"Hurry, Watson! The games a'loco!"
"Isn't that 'The games a'foot, Holmes?"
"Not unless you want to walk, Watson. An entire shipment of P2K GP 18 locos is missing! And that's loco!"
"That's impossible, Holmes! Why, a GP18 is 56 ft in length ..."
"No, Watson - this is an HO scale model...