The light at the end of the tunnel

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lester perry

However, a glance at Project Blue Book revelas that there is no "light at the end of the tunnel", but merely swamp gas casting a reflection of the planet Venus. In fact, there is no tunnel either.

The government theefore reminds you that spreading tales of mysterious lights could be interpreted as an act against the security of the United States, thus leading to your potential imprisonment under articles of the Homeland Security Act and the Patriot Act.

To protect you against yourself, "purely for your own good", you have been placed under long-term surveillance and listed on the "no purchase - no modeling" list in the national security data banks.

Watch your step.:flush1:

Figures ,the governments left hand wants to turn off a light that the right hand says doesn't even exist
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nkp174

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No, no, no, Mountain Man.

They'll get you on the Sedition Act of 1798. Those darn Federalists! Tory scum.

If that doesn't work, they'll bring back the fairness doctrine and force equal time for every view point...in the spirit of the Senate's Filibuster without 60 votes.
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Nomad

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Ok, now weve done it. Now were getting the SPCA involved because of the rats.There going to have to monitor this forum to make sure the rats are not being mistreated. :eek:

Loren
 
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lester perry

Yeah Joe, see what you started all this because of a stupid light that might be a train.
 

tetters

Rail Spiking Fool!
Well that settles it....

I'm most definitely am NOT going in there to turn off that stupid light!
 
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